booze is bad

i dropped my scooter in the parking lot of avalon last night. It landed on my knee, which now looks like bloody hamburger. my friendster date gave me a ride home, bandaged my knee and spent the night trying to get into my pants. he's fun, but i will probably never hear from him again.

in other news: I am having a party tonight and i better get my vacuum on! My roommate has a guest this morning, however, so ... I guess i'll wake those MFs up with my Kenmore Magic Blue! VRRRRRRRRRRR!

Lastly: i am fucking lame, and i am hereby once again banned from ever setting foot in avalon.